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dfg659t GuestThe Target « Thread Started on Mar 12, 2009, 2:36am »
My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them. ˇˇˇˇI found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound. ˇˇˇˇ"It's the smoke detector," they replied in unison. ˇˇˇˇ"Do you know what that sound means?" I demanded. ˇˇˇˇ"Sure," my oldest replied. "Dinner's ready." wow gold wow gold
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